*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*
It’s a simile.
this is the most important video on the planet
I’m going to agree with this^
i want a murder mystery show where the body is always the same cheap-ass plastic skeleton, fully clothed and in some completely ridiculous pose. like, itll lay there with its hands on its hips in some terrible sequin dress, and the detectives will step up to it all super-serious like ‘it appears she’s been dead for 12 hours” and no one will mention the fact that ‘she’ is a dollar store halloween decoration
harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively
and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like
no not again
Oh, Mitchell… Moments Part Nineteen
"i still have that drawing you did for me from 6 years ago"
go to school, sinstillplaysandpreaches.
when i die. maybe.
you think you’re funny but you’re wrong.
you’ve won me over, my apologies.