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nosdrinker:

Avril Lavigne said “lololol” in an official press release

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

pinkmanjesse:

i’d be so much better at this life thing if i wasn’t such a fucking idiot

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

pujawz:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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sparkyjulia

loushirolls:

things i love

  • hot dads
  • hot 35 year olds
  • powerful men
  • rich men
  • hot dads

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

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ptrparker:

phil-of-the-phuture:

ptrparker:

why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent

no because it’s dead