birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???
i dont even
things that dont make any sense
jesus christ is that a duck
some kind of prehistoric nonsense
holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS
birds are so cool omg
i’m fluent in talking shit
i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
cute pic of me and my son
robot friend who very diligently wakes you up every day after exactly 8 hours of sleep because you should be fully recharged by now and they are bored and miss you and want you to be awake and do stuff with them
i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry
i think ive posted this before but who cares this is quality humor
#formative childhood memes
when you don’t ship the fandom’s most popular ship and it’s fucking everywhere
the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.
Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?