perks-of-being-chinese:

iguanamouth:

birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???

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fuckin

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crazy ass

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bobbleheaded

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tiny motherfuckin

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i dont even

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things that dont make any sense

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dragon faced

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jesus christ is that a duck

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some kind of prehistoric nonsense

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holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS

birds are so cool omg

tsarbucks:

i’m fluent in talking shit

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

oeilvert:

cute pic of me and my son

oeilvert:

cute pic of me and my son

tagged → #this is perfect #aot #snk

roboticdreams:

robot friend who very diligently wakes you up every day after exactly 8 hours of sleep because you should be fully recharged by now and they are bored and miss you and want you to be awake and do stuff with them

prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

captainamericaisavirgin:

baara:

baara:

i think ive posted this before but who cares this is quality humor

#formative childhood memes

tagged → #no #NOO #i forgot about this
fuck the shut up

tonystarks:

when you don’t ship the fandom’s most popular ship and it’s fucking everywhere

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tatianaception:

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

fyeahlilbit3point0:

Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?

stoner-in-disguise:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.

stoner-in-disguise:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.

tagged → #animals