WASH YOUR GLOVES YOU FILTH WIZARD
remember when he ‘showered’ with a sample of men’s perfume
That’s probably my favourite moment of the series because it’s the middle of this like climactic battle and the eternal struggle of the reformed vampire seduced by darkness etc etc and he’s in a hurry because of all this compelling epic plot nonsense so instead of showering he just rubs himself with the magazine and it’s just the grossest most amazing thing.
- Vampires who support blood banks and organize special medical programs for vampires to legally obtain blood
- Werewolves who join the police K-9 force due to their heightened canine senses that aid them in investigations
- Ghosts becoming therapists and…
Imagine Teddy getting a howler from Tonks and he starts to freak out but when he opens it, it’s like
TEDDY GUESS WHAT, THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE COMING TO TOWN. PACK YOUR THINGS, SON, I ALREADY TALKED TO MCGONAGALL AND SHE SAID IT’S COOL. MERLIN’S PANTS I’M SO EXCITED. DON’T TELL ANYONE OKAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T TELL DAD EITHER. OH FUCK, IS THIS A HOWLER? I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP.
And Remus at the teachers table covering his face to hide his laughter.
Aww that’s so-
Oh hey shes getting olde-
How dare you
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
DO YOU EVER GET A REALLY GOOD HUG FROM SOMEONE AND YOU’RE LIKE WAIT NO HUG ME MORE
Take for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop…
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.
I want to do things with my life but I also want to bury myself in a forest and let the moss grow over me so where does that leave us
My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase
“People have decided how they are going to perceive her. No matter how many times she smiles, they’ll put in the one picture where she’s not smiling.” - Robert Pattinson
I’M SORRY BUT I CAN’T NOT REBLOG THIS
wow, it’s almost like she was acting like a vapid, emotionless, shallow, dead-inside character in Twilight because, you know, that’s what Bella is.
wow. acting. what a thought.